| mom : | i forgot! i got you a lion king pillowcase at goodwill. |
| me : | really?! |
| mom : | ...maybe not. i can't remember. |
| me : | ... |
| mom : | i think i put it back. |
| me : | ... |
| mom : | it had a stain on it! i remember. |
| me : | ... |
| mom : | sorry :/ |
| me : | why would you do that to me |
allie - 20; thick thighs + wide eyes.
